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06-20-2005, 06:37 PM
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#1441
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Attention Spanky
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Agreed. She recently bought a 12-gauge, which is overkill for dealing with snakes, but she has also started shooting sporting clays as well. The first time she used it on a snake, she shot, and the snake disappeared. She was concerned that it was still alive and started looking for it. She found the tail nearby and eventually found the head about 30 yards away. She never found anything in between, but was satisfied that the snake was effectively neutralized.
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Doesn't she know that snakes can grow new bodies from decapitated heads???!!!
I'm scared. |
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06-20-2005, 06:45 PM
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#1442
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Attention Spanky
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm so sorry. Any relation?
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We eat our own.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-20-2005, 08:09 PM
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#1443
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PAGING SPANKY
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Spanky:
Our ratings have declined. Would you be so kind as to post something again? Something stream of consciousness with that hint of sensitive guy/nature lover/head injury that went over so well last week? Thanks in advance.
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Spanky
Two things:
1) I put you on my "Underrated" list. Just wanted you to know that in case that shrew, ncs, hurts your feelings.
2) Did any cougars visit you this weekend? |
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06-20-2005, 08:34 PM
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#1444
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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PAGING SPANKY
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
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2) Did any cougars visit you this weekend?
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Unless the "cougars" look like Selma Hayek or Jenny McCarthy, I generally stick to the twenty somethings. |
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06-20-2005, 08:44 PM
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#1445
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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PAGING SPANKY
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Originally posted by Spanky
Unless the "cougars" look like Selma Hayek or Jenny McCarthy, I generally stick to the twenty somethings.
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Now that's just cruel. I think you are almost ready for your FB debut.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-20-2005, 08:47 PM
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#1446
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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PAGING SPANKY
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Originally posted by Spanky
Unless the "cougars" look like Selma Hayek or Jenny McCarthy, I generally stick to the twenty somethings.
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Good call. They're less tied to the idea of having an orgasm at some point during sex. |
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06-20-2005, 08:51 PM
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#1447
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Serenity Now
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Survivor Island
Posts: 7,007
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PAGING SPANKY
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Good call. They're less tied to the idea of having an orgasm at some point during sex.
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And they don't ask for a repeat performance. |
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06-20-2005, 08:53 PM
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#1448
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PAGING SPANKY
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
Unless the "cougars" look like Selma Hayek or Jenny McCarthy, I generally stick to the twenty somethings.
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Somebody shou.d tell Sunny Bunny she only has a limited time to snag Spanky. I hope it works,. The conversation would be scintillating. |
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06-20-2005, 09:10 PM
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#1449
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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PAGING SPANKY
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Originally posted by sgtclub
And they don't ask for a repeat performance.
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Well, not from *you* apparently.
(I have never not wanted a repeat performance, unless the sex was really bad. When I was in my 20s, I wanted threepeats.)
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-20-2005, 09:18 PM
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#1450
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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PAGING SPANKY
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Good call. They're less tied to the idea of having an orgasm at some point during sex.
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Exactly, who needs that pressure. Time is of essence, no pun intended.
Greed is good. Every (wo)man for him(her)self.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-20-2005, 10:38 PM
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#1451
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Serenity Now
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Survivor Island
Posts: 7,007
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PAGING SPANKY
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, not from *you* apparently.
(I have never not wanted a repeat performance, unless the sex was really bad. When I was in my 20s, I wanted threepeats.)
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In all seriousness, women in their 20s don't even really enjoy sex, so unless they're super hot the sex is usually terrible.* I'll take a cougar any day of the week.
*comparatively speaking - sex is like [pizza/insert other silly anology here]. Even when it's bad its still good. |
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06-20-2005, 10:53 PM
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#1452
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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PAGING SPANKY
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Originally posted by sgtclub
In all seriousness, women in their 20s don't even really enjoy sex, so unless they're super hot the sex is usually terrible.* I'll take a cougar any day of the week.
*comparatively speaking - sex is like [pizza/insert other silly anology here]. Even when it's bad its still good.
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It's like a reduction in the marginal rates, what's not to like?
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-20-2005, 10:57 PM
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#1453
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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PAGING SPANKY
Quote:
Originally posted by sgtclub
In all seriousness, women in their 20s don't even really enjoy sex
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Who told you this? Because they're wrong wrong wrong. |
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06-20-2005, 11:21 PM
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#1454
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Stealing Thurgreed's Schtick
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Who told you this? Because they're wrong wrong wrong.
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Translation: I'm Not Thirty. |
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06-20-2005, 11:25 PM
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#1455
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Stealing Thurgreed's Schtick
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Translation: I'm Not Thirty.
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Yeah, but she's married and getting laid regularly, and yet she persists on screwing with an advantage that those of us over 30 looking for love (in all the wrong places) have.
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