Discussion of Firms and Life in SF/SV

[SlaveNoMore]

Everyone
Mr. Bings, but of course. Where else would the coolcats go?

Should we order you a shiraz? One bottle or two? LOL!

Weren't you supposed to use your "Crazy FBers from the SF Area" sock for this post?

[SlaveNoMore]

BloatedSlave
Make it five, two more for the voices in your head. They are obviously thirsty for attention.

Weren't you supposed to use your "Slavio" sock for this post?

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Weren't you supposed to use your "Slavio" sock for this post?

Weren't you supposed to use your Hairless Consig sock for this, Boss?

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
Weren't you supposed to use your Hairless Consig sock for this, Boss?

Apparently, I save that sock for my lame jokes.

[Spanky]

Someone told me that it is illegal to assign a real estate contract in California. I can kind of see the logic whereby if someone is in the middle of escrow they don't want to have the opposing party switched on them. Does anyone know the answer? Is there any way around the law?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
That's because the cops that like giving out beatdowns all work in Oakland.

There used to be a special anti-gang force in SF (similar to the Riders) but they got in a little bit of trouble -- beating up suspects or something, I guess. I think SF figures the short fat guys are safer.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Spanky
Someone told me that it is illegal to assign a real estate contract in California. I can kind of see the logic whereby if someone is in the middle of escrow they don't want to have the opposing party switched on them. Does anyone know the answer? Is there any way around the law?

Dude -- seeking legal advice on the boards is some risky shit. You really want to rely on people who you know only by their internet nicknames, political biases, and bizarre sexual proclivities?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Dude -- seeking legal advice on the boards is some risky shit. You really want to rely on people who you know only by their internet nicknames, political biases, and bizarre sexual proclivities?

You think the current system of picking lawyers based on where they went to college is any better?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You think the current system of picking lawyers based on where they went to college is any better?

I pawned my mom's wedding ring so's I could take SS's sister out. The pawn shop sold the fucking thing before payday so I couldn't get it back and shit. Ty says maybe you can help me- do I have a case? Judge Judy material?

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Dude -- seeking legal advice on the boards is some risky shit. You really want to rely on people who you know only by their internet nicknames, political biases, and bizarre sexual proclivities?

I thought there might be a simple answer to this question. Kind of like is California a community property state. Or how do tenants get their damage deposit back. You hever know. This questions is not for a client but for a friend. The correct answer is not life or death, I just really wanted to know.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Spanky
I thought there might be a simple answer to this question. Kind of like is California a community property state. Or how do tenants get their damage deposit back. You hever know. This questions is not for a client but for a friend. The correct answer is not life or death, I just really wanted to know.

When you get all serious like this, you take the fun out of teasing you.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You think the current system of picking lawyers based on where they went to college is any better?

Speaking of, I followed a guy home last night in a beater, early 90s era Honda Accord. His licence plate (not the frame) the plate itself said BOALT 94. My apologies if this is one of youse guys, or someone you know, but that's not how I would advertise my educashun.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Speaking of, I followed a guy home last night in a beater, early 90s era Honda Accord. His licence plate (not the frame) the plate itself said BOALT 94. My apologies if this is one of youse guys, or someone you know, but that's not how I would advertise my educashun.

So you're stalking random people now?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
When you get all serious like this, you take the fun out of teasing you.

Not really.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Not really.

I was only teasing, stalker-chick.