The babyjesuschristsuperstar on Board: filling the moral void of Clinton’s legacy - Page 82

Captain · 12-02-2005, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
are my Penske-style posts hitting the authenticity mark? Are they contributing positively to this board?

I like having the warning on the posts. Please keep the TM mark.

Gattigap · 12-02-2005, 10:46 AM

You know the holiday season has arrived when The Machine has stopped feeding on John Kerry's carcass after 12 months, and has moved on to other bogeymen with which to be victimized and outraged.

Today's edition: George Soros? Wants to ban Christmas.

And O'Reilly said it, so you know it must be twue.

Replaced_Texan · 12-02-2005, 10:52 AM

I cannot bring myself to care too much about the 1000th person executed since the death penalty was reinstated. He sounded like a right bastard.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 12-02-2005, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I cannot bring myself to care too much about the 1000th person executed since the death penalty was reinstated. He sounded like a right bastard.

The number is meaningless. It's simultaneously too low and too high.

Hank Chinaski · 12-02-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The number is meaningless. It's simultaneously too low

I blame the Clintons.

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and too high.

I blame the Bushes.

Spanky · 12-02-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I cannot bring myself to care too much about the 1000th person executed since the death penalty was reinstated. He sounded like a right bastard.

I was watching Keith Oberman (sp?) and he pointed out that there was merchandise on the Fox web page that were O'Reilly Factor Holiday ornaments. Not Chirstmas orgnaments but Holiday ornaments. In fact every Christmas related item was called a Holiday this or that. Pretty funny.

Replaced_Texan · 12-02-2005, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I was watching Keith Oberman (sp?) and he pointed out that there was merchandise on the Fox web page that were O'Reilly Factor Holiday ornaments. Not Chirstmas orgnaments but Holiday ornaments. In fact every Christmas related item was called a Holiday this or that. Pretty funny.

Heh. The War on Christmas cracks me up. Dear god, people, do we have to fight over every. single. fucking. thing. Fighting over a parking space in order to go Christmas shopping is bad enough.

Spanky · 12-02-2005, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Heh. The War on Christmas cracks me up. Dear god, people, do we have to fight over every. single. fucking. thing. Fighting over a parking space in order to go Christmas shopping is bad enough.

The problem is that you have four cable news channels that are on twenty four hours a day and there is no news. Communism and Fascism are dead or dying. The whole world is democratising and embracing capitalism. The political debates these days are over shades of Grey. The murder rate is dropping at massive rates.

They are running out of things to talk about. So they need to create these false crisis. Unless Global warming is true, and it turns out to be very catasrophic, once we pull out of Iraq these guys won't have anything to talk about.

Sexual Harassment Panda · 12-02-2005, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I am pretty sure she said that. I think that is what got her kicked off MSNBC.

Is there anyone that does not think this is a completely irresponsible statement and sharply undercuts our efforts on the war on terror?

To the extent that there is still anyone who takes her nicotine- and Chardonnay-induced ramblings as evidence of anything more than advanced chronic hypoglycemia, possibly having led to breakdown of the blood-brain barrier and subsequent widespread oxidative damage to her telencephalon synapses, then I think those persons would have to agree with you.

Southern Patriot · 12-02-2005, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I was watching Keith Oberman (sp?) and he pointed out that there was merchandise on the Fox web page that were O'Reilly Factor Holiday ornaments. Not Chirstmas orgnaments but Holiday ornaments. In fact every Christmas related item was called a Holiday this or that. Pretty funny.

Sssshhhh. We're trying to sell Christmas to the Jews.

taxwonk · 12-02-2005, 01:05 PM

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Eh, it seems to me there might be a genuine moral issue regarding deliberate attempts to speed the process along. But as Hank so cleverly points out, it was a long time ago and mentioning it means you hate everything great and good about this proud land. Of ours.

Now.

taxwonk · 12-02-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
are my Penske-style posts hitting the authenticity mark? Are they contributing positively to this board?

They're not quite as good as your Guernica or Gilligan posts for moving the ball downfield. As for accuracy, you really need a lot more Hillary. And Elian.

But we all applaud the effort.

p.s. Is this a whiff?

taxwonk · 12-02-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Spankster. Better?

Penske-style post!TM

Penske would have found a topless fake that gave her the tits of a 23 year old. Or Jennifer Aniston.

taxwonk · 12-02-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
penske probably would defend it, but he died.

The old Hank would have accused Hillary of putting the hit out on her.

taxwonk · 12-02-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Heh. The War on Christmas cracks me up. Dear god, people, do we have to fight over every. single. fucking. thing. Fighting over a parking space in order to go Christmas shopping is bad enough.

A couple years ago, I gave my SIL Star of David Xmas tree ornaments and my sister a menorah with jingle bells on it.