Making Baby Jesus Cry

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Captain
Leaving aside "won't", I think they can and should.

On a different topic, do you guys have rules or moderators here? Some of these posts are pretty strange.

Rule #1: There are no rules
Rule #2: Ty, the moderator, doesn't enforce the rules that exist.
Rule #3: He enforces rules he makes up.

BTW, Penske may have a different view on this.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Captain


On a different topic, do you guys have rules or moderators here? Some of these posts are pretty strange.

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[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Rule #1: There are no rules

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Rule #2: Ty, the moderator, doesn't enforce the rules that exist.

2. Altjhough I think that there may be another moderator. I am not sure. Who invented the GAPB?

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Rule #3: He enforces rules he makes up.

2. Also there is the made rule on not violating Fed statutes, but that one doesnt apply to Mary Landrieu.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)


BTW, Penske may have a different view on this.

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[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
When is the Demo party leadership going to call her to task for violating a Fed statute? Censure?

You've been saying this for two weeks, but what in the heck do you mean? Why do you think she threatened the President?

Or, is this a Federalist-style Alien and Sedition Act kind of thing?

S_A_M

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Good point. The ironic coincidence is I have spent the better part of the morning on the phone with one of the largest (after Zell's group) equity fund managers in Chicago, whom I have never represented, talking about representation on structuring a $2B RE development deal. Odd that someone in Chicago would call a crazy, screamin/ranting bum on the street corner, which corner is 2200 miles away, when someone as substantive and capable as you is right there in his own backyard (maybe in the same bldg, who knows?), if not for rep then for a referral. Perhaps he doesn't know no one listens to me anymore.

Alright already. Here's a buck. For the record, I already bought this month's Streetwise, so you're lucky.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Because I feel an overwhelming ethical duty to my clients (or potential ones) I will give him your PM address.

Thanks!

Originally posted by Penske_Account
In my reference, should I cite him to your substantive posts on anal creampies, DPs or sno-balling?

I trust your judgment, crazy man.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, you are. Story:

Back when I did my first IM, in my youth, slightly younger than you are now, I wasn't sure what to expect. Turns out I had an affinity for the distance but I misjudged how to race on the run. I was in 5th AG/18th OA at mile 20 and my legs ran out of juice. I was struggling to hold 8:30s, but it was a better than expected showing and there was no one around me, so I figured I would coast in. At mile 23.5 I heard footsteps. Merde! From the sounds, this person was going to get me, hard. Acknowledging my weakness, I looked back. IT WAS AN OLD GUY. In my youthful innocence, he looked old enough to be my dad. I felt nauseaus. He passed me. I hung on his heels for 50 metres and was dropped. Like a red headed step-childe.

Turns out he set the World Masters record for IM that day. It held for 9 or 10 years. Respect your elders. Punk!!

I've been dusted by old farts.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


I've been dusted by old farts.

Was that an assertion or a translation?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Was that an assertion or a translation?

Are you one of those wedding crop dusters?

[Replaced_Texan]

I guess the new question to ask Roberts is whether he's also a pussy.

Spree: goddamned California federal judges can't leave well enough alone.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
You've been saying this for two weeks, but what in the heck do you mean? Why do you think she threatened the President?

Or, is this a Federalist-style Alien and Sedition Act kind of thing?

S_A_M

"If one person criticizes [Louisiana officials], or says one more thing, including the president of the United States, he will hear from me - one more word about it after this show airs and I - I might likely have to punch him - literally," Landrieu railed to host George Stephanopoulos.

The Secret Service was provided with a full transcript of the ABC broadcast, including Landrieu's incendiary remarks. Spokeswoman Lewis promised to find out whether the agency intended to launch an investigation after reviewing the transcript.

The agency took a tougher stance on Senatorial threats in 1994, when then-North Carolina Sen. Jesse Helms joked that President Clinton "had better watch out if he comes down here. He better have a bodyguard."

After a media firestorm erupted - with some pundits complaining that Helms had committed treason - the Secret Service swung into action, launching a full blown investigation into whether Helms' statement indicated that someone in North Carolina planned to assassinate the president.

Apparently threats against the executive branch aren't taken as seriously as they once were. Another sign of how the Dimwits have undermined the laws and moral fabric of our nation.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you one of those wedding crop dusters?

I don't know what this is intending to mean.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Apparently threats against the executive branch aren't taken as seriously as they once were. Another sign of how the Dimwits have undermined the laws and moral fabric of our nation.

Unwise choice of words.

So, what federal statute does she violate by saying that _if_ anyone, including the President, says "X" she "might likely have to punch [that person]"?

This will go as far as Bush wants it to go (and it has). He'll get to this right after he fires Karl Rove for outing Valerie Plame. (I guess it depends on what your definition of "is" is.)

BTW -- What duress was Jesse Helms under when he said the words you quote, which specifically and only addressed the President of the United States and arguably implied far more harm than a punch from a soft middle-aged woman?

S_A_M

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
"If one person criticizes [Louisiana officials], or says one more thing, including the president of the United States, he will hear from me - one more word about it after this show airs and I - I might likely have to punch him - literally," Landrieu railed to host George Stephanopoulos.

The Secret Service was provided with a full transcript of the ABC broadcast, including Landrieu's incendiary remarks. Spokeswoman Lewis promised to find out whether the agency intended to launch an investigation after reviewing the transcript.

The agency took a tougher stance on Senatorial threats in 1994, when then-North Carolina Sen. Jesse Helms joked that President Clinton "had better watch out if he comes down here. He better have a bodyguard."

After a media firestorm erupted - with some pundits complaining that Helms had committed treason - the Secret Service swung into action, launching a full blown investigation into whether Helms' statement indicated that someone in North Carolina planned to assassinate the president.

Apparently threats against the executive branch aren't taken as seriously as they once were. Another sign of how the Dimwits have undermined the laws and moral fabric of our nation.

Or that the Secret Service under Bush has turned into a bunch of pussies. Either or.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I guess the new question to ask Roberts is whether he's also a pussy.

Spree: goddamned California federal judges can't leave well enough alone.

Seems like the real pussies here are the unnamed plaintiffs. Newdow is raving lunatic destined to get smacked down by the babyjesus when his number comes up, but at least he had the balls to go on the record with his filthy trashing of the American way. What are these unnamed plaintiffs scared of? The babyjesus' wrath? He sees them, named or not and the day of judgment is almost upon us. Verily.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I don't know what this is intending to mean.

From urbandictionary.com:

"Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it."

[SlaveNoMore]

ironweed
What exactly is he "stepping up" to? If he is truly responsible for the failure of his administration to adequately respond to this disaster, he should be stepping down.

I second that.

Cheney for President!!!!!!!