Making Baby Jesus Cry

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
We've had a big media event because one of our empolyees just dramatically joined up. I think he's in his early 50s.

Its nice to see the old still take really hard drugs.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Fair enough. I was mugged, beaten and had a gun stuck in my mouth. Given that it was Seattle and the population is like 90% democrats or left thereof, and given the fact that there were six assailants present, I think its safe to assume at least one of them was a democrat.

That wasn't a gun, and you were in a bath house.

No muggers give their prey $200 and film their assault.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Right. For further info, our guy is 53 and just joined the U.S. Army Reserves. There was a ceremony and everything. ETA, I'll be happy to send Penske his contact info if he wants to make further inquiries on how old farts can join the army.

that was the best post I ever did, and I broke ranks with Penske and all i get was a right?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This isn't all that far off from my stint in Seattle, I have to tell you.

I had a car vandalized during WTO. the violation for partisan purposes still haunts me today.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I disagree, give mea cite on what happened at the end of other admins?

You could (a) read at least some of the GAO report that aV posted, or (b) read the block quote from it that I posted this morning.

See you can't just admit it and say it was wrong, you have qualify it down. Why can't the left take personal responsibility for their own deviance?

I think using government paper and ink to make "Office of Strategery" signs for the incoming administration was both considerate and funny, and I fully support it.

etft

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, that is the lamentable result of your decision to have kids.

Buy the ticket, take the ride. Your own dick got into that shitbox, not Clinton's.

that's a ridiculous response. Hillary can write a book called "It Takes a Village" but when the leader of the village Elders sets an awful example there is no responsibilty?

That's bullshit. I do take responsibility for my kids and I will be sure to tell them what's right and wrong, but the President as a national symbol sets a moral tone and should be someone kids can role model. Clinton was immoral. AS the CEO of any o8ublic company in the country he would have either had to resign or been fired. Unfortunately he had so little respect for the country and his office that he didnt do the former ad he made a mockery of the process by whic the latter could have occured.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that was the best post I ever did, and I broke ranks with Penske and all i get was a right?

balt, look away.

Oh, Hank, that was the most insightful, funniest, most cutting post I've ever seen!!! You've flexed your intellectual muscles, broke political ranks, and scathingly cut down my rhetorical nemesis, without breaking a sweat. Oh! Hanky!!! I'm a quiver that you'd do such a thing, that you'd take time out of your busy day to make fun for my benefit. It was even mostly comprehensible. It makes me hot. It makes me want you. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. I want you. Do me now. I can't take it anymore.

Ok. Done.

You can look now, balt.

ETA flourish

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that was the best post I ever did, and I broke ranks with Penske and all i get was a right?

the babyjesus hates the sin, but loves the sinner, like Kathy Lee loves Regis.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That wasn't a gun, and you were in a bath house.

I knew I never should have let your mom wear a strap-on in that video.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
DING DING DING!!!!

The politics of personal destruction rears its head.

I wish I could be as mature as the GOP. Like Bush and Rumsfeld, I would have no responsibility for anything. All of my behaviour would be morally relative. Like Tom Delay, I could suck off the teat of the nanny state to support my family. LIke large American corporations who reincorporate offshore, I could stop paying taxes.

How do I acheive such maturity? Is there a pill?

I completely agree with you.

Oh, that reminds me. I've never had a gun pointed at me, other than the hundreds of times my older brother Not Nick shot me in the ass with a BB gun. Bastard.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You could (a) read at least some of the GAO report that aV posted, or (b) read the block quote from it that I posted this morning.

[/QUOTE]

On the other hand, no one said they observed keyboards with missing and damaged keys during previous transitions, as numerous people said they observed in the White House complex during the 2001 transition.

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

I think using government paper and ink to make "Office of Strategery" signs for the incoming administration was both considerate and funny, and I fully support it.

[/QUOTE]

Its sad that the you drank the kool-ade. Would you think it was funny if I came your house and induced partisan vandalism?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
that's a ridiculous response. Hillary can write a book called "It Takes a Village" but when the leader of the village Elders sets an awful example there is no responsibilty?

That's bullshit. I do take responsibility for my kids and I will be sure to tell them what's right and wrong, but the President as a national symbol sets a moral tone and should be someone kids can role model. Clinton was immoral. AS the CEO of any o8ublic company in the country he would have either had to resign or been fired. Unfortunately he had so little respect for the country and his office that he didnt do the former ad he made a mockery of the process by whic the latter could have occured.

No, the above is a ridiculous response. Almost as ridiculous as your inability to spot a joke when its practically kicking you in the ballsack.

That said, there was some truth to what I said. You had the kid. And you're a freak. You know the world’s fucked up. What did you expect? To raise the kid in a vacuum? The kid’s gonna learn that shit sooner or later.

Oh, and BTW, since you seem to live in the bizarro world, I’ll let you in on a little fact of real world politics - the GOP, not Clinton, publicized Monica Gate. That’s right. If you want to blame someone for the fact that Penske Jr. knows about hummers, lay the blame where it belongs - your own party.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I completely agree with you.

Interesting that Democrat maturity is evidenced by fraudulent misrepresentation. No wonder you guys think so highly of Clinton, his level of grifterism must be the height of maturity.

Originally posted by Not Bob


Oh, that reminds me. I've never had a gun pointed at me, other than the hundreds of times my older brother Not Nick shot me in the ass with a BB gun. Bastard.

I didn't count BB guns. We had BB gun wars as kids in the 50s. they were fun, until my sister's friend lost an eye.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, the above is a ridiculous response. Almost as ridiculous as your inability to spot a joke when its practically kicking you in the ballsack.

That said, there was some truth to what I said. You had the kid. And you're a freak. You know the world’s fucked up. What did you expect? To raise the kid in a vacuum? The kid’s gonna learn that shit sooner or later.

Oh, and BTW, since you seem to live in the bizarro world, I’ll let you in on a little fact of real world politics - the GOP, not Clinton, publicized Monica Gate. That’s right. If you want to blame someone for the fact that Penske Jr. knows about hummers, lay the blame where it belongs - your own party.

Nice try, but no. Clinton's consistent criminal behaviour caused his lies to be exposed, one of which was his sexual abuse in the workplace of Monica.

Forgetting about everything else, including the image of him begging Paula Jones (woof woof) to "please give it a kiss", just think about the image of the President of the United States forcing a 20 year old girl to give him a blowjob in the Oval Office (without the decency of recriprocation) and then pulling out and jerking off in the sink.

What a sad man. A sad testament to irresponsible drunken parents. The legacy of neglect and irresponsibility runs deep in democrat families with the Clintons ad Kennedys being our most prominent examples.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Interesting that Democrat maturity is evidenced by fraudulent misrepresentation. No wonder you guys think so highly of Clinton, his level of grifterism must be the height of maturity.

Please. The Donkeys don't have anything even close to the artistry displayed by the photoshop warriors of the VRWC.