Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I stand corrected.

To what end was he denying Sandy Hook? The media is trying to pump up reasons to take away guns?

They were first graders. A whole room full of dead first graders. If there was ever an appetite to make real, lasting gun reform from a single incident, Sandy Hook should have been it. From what I understand if a single photo from the crime scene had come out, gun nuts would be lucky to have bb guns afterwards. It was that horrific.

So the usual shit started coming out, teachers should have been armed, was the mom's fault, no one could have possibly predicted, blah, blah, blah.

But they needed more to squelch ANY appetite for reform. So they started saying it wasn't real, kids never existed, parents were in it for the money. I'm sure their boogeyman George Soros came up.

Anyhow, see Ty above, Jones being Jones, couldn't resist fanning the flames, because it was consistent with what he wanted AND it was on brand of media lying to you / I'm just asking questions / I heard from a guy who heard from a pelican who ate a fish whose sister was caught by a guy three towns over that a kid once was absent from the elementary school two days before and lied about being sick so obviously the whole thing was made up. I'm sure his numbers people saw the ratings went up when he blathered on about it, so he kept on and on and on, stirring up shit.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Why does the scorpion sting the frog?

Why did Slave fuck Paigow? Stinger was itchy.

[Hank Chinaski]

So Shape Shifter, I believe the last I heard he was ill. That was maybe a decade ago? Anyone remember his name? Any idea of current status?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

What if the search warrant was about retrieving government documents, and once retrieved there is nothing more to investigate or litigate?

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

What if the search warrant was about retrieving government documents, and once retrieved there is nothing more to investigate or litigate?

Or, what if, being legally inside the safe pursuant to search warrant, they find evidence of crimes other than the theft of government records? Bingo, bango, bongo!!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

What happened to Scott Adams?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

What happened to Scott Adams?

Not sure, but if I were the government and/or the FBI, I’d be pretty fucking worried about Phase Two, and about exactly how the man who so blandly skewered middle-management culture in a supremely nerdy daily comic strip is going to right the wrongs of the Mar-a-Lago search. You’ve been warned!!!! All options are on the table? This guy means fucking BUSINESS!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

What happened to Scott Adams?

I get it dude. I had to wait half an hour for the Garland statement. It's an outrage.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

I get it dude. I had to wait half an hour for the Garland statement. It's an outrage.

I would NOT want to be the the FBI when Dogbert weighs in with his caustic commentary!!!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I would NOT want to be the the FBI when Dogbert weighs in with his caustic commentary!!!

Oh man. He really hates Mondays.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Oh man. He really hates Mondays.

Does Dogbert hate Mondays? I know Garfield sure does. But you know what Garfield loves? Lasagna. When I think back on my Garfield-reading days, sometimes I wonder why it is that the fact that Garfield loves lasagna is so funny that the entire plot of some 60-70% of the Garfield cartoons that I read back then is that Garfield loves lasagna. But those were simpler times, when it was universally acknowledged that a lasagna-eating cat was endlessly hilarious, and when it would have been unusual for someone to become so mad about the fact that the FBI took back classified nuclear documents stolen by an ex-president and kept in an unsecure location, that they would try to storm an FBI office alone and then commit suicide-by-cop.

Simpler times ….

[Icky Thump]

On your scavenger hunt list, you won.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...core-ios-share

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

What if the search warrant was about retrieving government documents, and once retrieved there is nothing more to investigate or litigate?

I had the same thought. But then if they don’t charge, Trump declares himself an innocent victim of DOJ.

Maybe Garland doesn’t care. Perhaps in a politically impossible spot he just figured it’s most important to get the stuff out of Trump’s hands.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Or, what if, being legally inside the safe pursuant to search warrant, they find evidence of crimes other than the theft of government records? Bingo, bango, bongo!!

Put him on trial and the cold civil war will get worse. He needs to be shot with a dart that gives him a heart attack by the CIA.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Put him on trial and the cold civil war will get worse. He needs to be shot with a dart that gives him a heart attack by the CIA.

You just made Dilbert’s shit-list. I don’t think Phase 2 is going to go well for you.

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/s...7Ctwgr%5Etweet