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Old 09-20-2005, 04:46 PM   #511
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Have you checked lately? They raised the maximum age.

http://www.military.com/MilitaryRepo...050328,00.html

You're not over 40, are you? bilmore?
He's 49. He told us last week to kill the Penske@50 knock-off.
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Old 09-20-2005, 04:49 PM   #512
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He's 49. He told us last week to kill the Penske@50 knock-off.
Well, that explains the pentagenarian crankiness.
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Old 09-20-2005, 04:51 PM   #513
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Why is that dog licking the Virgin Mary's vagina?
It's okay - he's of the correct denomination.
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:01 PM   #514
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Have you checked lately? They raised the maximum age.

http://www.military.com/MilitaryRepo...050328,00.html

You're not over 40, are you? bilmore?
JAG is still 35. I recently checked.
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:13 PM   #515
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I bet his jihad would change course if BK could figure out a way ($$$$$) to compensate him for his mental anguish over seeing Allah's name on a non-dairy ice cream product.
Yeah, but then some other guy will claim that he found Allah's finger in the McSalad.
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:16 PM   #516
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This just in - Schlomo Leibowitz files suit after seeing the Star of David on his 6 Dollar Western Burger





Developing....

If Carl's Junior put a golden arch on their burger, they'd have a real jihad on their hands.
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:20 PM   #517
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The more I look at these - they aren't even close. The one has 5 connected points - the other has 5 and 1.

If anything, to even suggest these are similar is MORE culturally insensitive.

I mean, is all squiggly writing suggestive of Hebrew? Is all Hewbrew writing the same?
OTOH, if some radical Jew really did take offense at the Carl's Jr. star, and call for a boycott, I'm sure Slave would be the first to advocate legislation prohibiting the boycott and requiring Jews to eat there. After all, what's free market capitalism if people are allowed to make consumer choices based on views that Slave (and most other sane people) considers stupid?

BK learned -- you sell to stupid people, you end up doing stupid things.
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:21 PM   #518
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Just Keep Bradshaw Out of the West Wing

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Old 09-20-2005, 05:28 PM   #519
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How many times do we have to discuss this. I talked to enlistment. I am too old. And that was several years ago. I am mostly certain I have gotten older since that point in time.
I bet they'd let you go if you were paying your own way.
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:31 PM   #520
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I bet they'd let you go if you were paying your own way.
All that would do is get him over the "too old" barrier, and to be considered. He would still have to pass the mental health component of the medical test.
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:13 PM   #521
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The IQ of religious people is probably on the same bell curve as that of aetheists.
My guess is this is not true. I am not an Atheist but generally I find that people that are more intelligent tend to be Atheists. I bet you would find a higher percentage of Atheists at CatTech and MIT than you would find in the general population.
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:15 PM   #522
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:17 PM   #523
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You could lie about your age. It's not like it's never been done. I'll bet you look young for your age!
My cousin lied about his age and ended up in the jungles of Vietnam with an M-16 in his hand at the age of fifteen (yes that is right fifteen). He came back, but has been a little jumpy ever since.
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If Carl's Junior put a golden arch on their burger, they'd have a real jihad on their hands.
If you read "An Army at Dawn" the author discusses the fact that when the Morrocans saw the white stars on the tanks in the American invasion force (Operation Torch) they thought that jews were invading.
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:20 PM   #525
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You could lie about your age. It's not like it's never been done. I'll bet you look young for your age!
I don;t lie under oath. That would violate a federal statute. I respect the rule and if I got disbarred y'all would be supporting me and 6 kids on the dole. I don't think you want that.

I agree with your third sentence.
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