Politics: J'accuse!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Slave Once Again
If Berg's socialist dad had any say I'd imagine its Rumsfeld, Bush, Bremer and Cheney.

If only Penske would come back and moderate, maybe we wouldn't have all these silly socks.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Not Me
I noticed this but why haven't other news agencies picked the story up?

They're waiting for Noam Chomsky to tell them how to spin it.

[Penske Material]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If only Penske would come back and moderate, maybe we wouldn't have all these silly socks.

J'accuse?

I cannot help it that you spend all day wasting precious billable time and capital scouring the internet and reading every single left-wing screed. It is because of this Sir, that you expect me to assume your responsibilities and monitor every single sock that comes along? You Sir, are just as lazy as that pant-suited Junior Senator Rodham from NY, and expect others to do all the leg work for you.

This whole Board is out of order!!!!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Penske Material
J'accuse?

French?

You come here and you speak french?

You are undermining the war effort. Traitor.

[Penske Material]

Originally posted by bilmore
French?

You come here and you speak french?

You are undermining the war effort. Traitor.

With the rising fear that our noble President Bush might possibly lose this election to this aristocrat Monsieur Kerry, I'm preparing myself in advance of his forthcoming executive order declaring Française as the new national language.

Oh, l'humanité

[Not Me]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,120268,00.html

• Three liters is about three-quarters of a gallon; four liters is a little more than a gallon.
  
  "A little drop on your skin will kill you" in the binary form, said Ret. Air Force Col. Randall Larsen, founder of Homeland Security Associates. "So for those in immediate proximity, three liters is a lot,"

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Not Me
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,120268,00.html

• Three liters is about three-quarters of a gallon; four liters is a little more than a gallon.
  
  "A little drop on your skin will kill you" in the binary form, said Ret. Air Force Col. Randall Larsen, founder of Homeland Security Associates. "So for those in immediate proximity, three liters is a lot,"

Unclear why you are posting about this instead of famine victims in Africa.

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by Penske Material
With the rising fear that our noble President Bush might possibly lose this election to this aristocrat Monsieur Kerry, I'm preparing myself in advance of his forthcoming executive order declaring Française as the new national language.

Yeah, and I can only imagine that you are wearing a monokini and smoking a gaulois while you post this merde.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Unclear why you are posting about this instead of famine victims in Africa.

Famine victims in africa don't fly airplanes into skyscrapers or otherwise pose a threat to the US and its allies. Famine victims in Africa also don't murder 3000 people a day, you know, like a "bad" person does.

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by Not Me
Famine victims in africa don't fly airplanes into skyscrapers or otherwise pose a threat to the US and its allies. Famine victims in Africa also don't murder 3000 people a day, you know, like a "bad" person does.

The WMD story is dead because the terrorists collaborators in the Kerry camp and the media have killed it. Of course, if a G.I. Joe or Jane stuck a pair of not me's momma's soiled lacepanties on the artillerey shell, there'd be an outcry to fire Rumsfeld. That's what I'm talking about.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by bilmore
French?

You come here and you speak french?

You are undermining the war effort. Traitor.

Whoever has the L'effette Liberal Snob sock is obviously slow on the draw today.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Slave Once Again
The WMD story is dead because the terrorists collaborators in the Kerry camp and the media have killed it. Of course, if a G.I. Joe or Jane stuck a pair of not me's momma's soiled lacepanties on the artillerey shell, there'd be an outcry to fire Rumsfeld. That's what I'm talking about.

My mama and I both go comando. Panty lines are so unsightly.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by bilmore
Wonder how many people died today in North Korea, or Africa? We'll never know, will we? But we know that some Iraqis were nekkid.

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
How many people died today in North Korea? If that's not being reported, it has at least as much to do with the fact that the administration would rather that North Korea is not in the headlines, and with the concomitant reality that our press corps is hard pressed to cover foreign events. Not profitable.

You guys are way off. The reason noone's reporting deaths in North Korea is (in part) because that society is clamped-down harder than Not Me's hoo-ha when the DNC's in town.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gattigap
You guys are way off. The reason noone's reporting deaths in North Korea is (in part) because that society is clamped-down harder than Not Me's hoo-ha when the DNC's in town.

My hoo-ha's clamped down even when the RNC is in town. I am a one-man hoo-ha.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Not Me
I am a one-man hoo-ha.

Patently true on so many levels, this bears repeating.