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08-03-2005, 06:44 PM
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#1531
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Of course not. YOu will just be crashing on a nicer, newer couch. One the dead cat never contaminated in a fit of anger about the dog. IF I can get the old one out of here.
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Can't you get the furniture delivery guys with the new couch to take away the old one? Tip them well, iykwim, aityd. |
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08-03-2005, 06:45 PM
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#1532
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey Fuckwad
Sorry about your wife. WOuld you like a new couch?
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Thanks for your concern. Okay, the end was a little gratuitously mean, but the rest of the advice was sincere. I have a friend who just got someone to pay him $10 for the privilege of hauling the biggest, heaviest, ugliest couch I've ever seen. |
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08-03-2005, 06:49 PM
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#1533
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Can't you get the furniture delivery guys with the new couch to take away the old one? Tip them well, iykwim, aityd.
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I am told they dont do that. I dont know if they would do it if I slept them a fifty or whatever I would want to but I dont want to chance that they wont and I will have wall to wall counches in my place as the new one is mother jumpin HUGE
Maybe one of Spanky's "employees" is looking for some quick cash? |
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08-03-2005, 06:50 PM
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#1534
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am told they dont do that. I dont know if they would do it if I slept them a fifty or whatever I would want to but I dont want to chance that they wont and I will have wall to wall counches in my place as the new one is mother jumpin HUGE
Maybe one of Spanky's "employees" is looking for some quick cash?
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That's one hell of a slip.
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08-03-2005, 06:52 PM
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#1535
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can someone refer me to someone who will come and remove my couch from my apartment and do with it whatever they please? I will gladly pay cash.
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If you live in the city proper, bribe a neighbor to help you get it to the street corner. Leave it there overnight. (Place a "Free, Fuckwad" sign on it if you wish, just for clarity).
By morning, it will magically have disappeared, taken overnight either by other neighbors who have decided to claim it, or by the City's Rat-People Underlords who needed it for use in the Bonus Room next to the bean bags.
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08-03-2005, 06:52 PM
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#1536
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Thanks for your concern. Okay, the end was a little gratuitously mean, but the rest of the advice was sincere. I have a friend who just got someone to pay him $10 for the privilege of hauling the biggest, heaviest, ugliest couch I've ever seen.
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THis couch is like eight years old and has been through several cats who scratched. I don;t think a homeles person would want it. NOt a bad thought though, thanks. |
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08-03-2005, 06:53 PM
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#1537
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
THis couch is like eight years old and has been through several cats who scratched. I don;t think a homeles person would want it. NOt a bad thought though, thanks.
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You have no idea what sort of crap people will take if they think that they're scamming you out of it.
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08-03-2005, 06:56 PM
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#1538
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You have no idea what sort of crap people will take if they think that they're scamming you out of it.
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I am not sure I would want the kind of person who would want this couch in my apartment. |
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08-03-2005, 06:56 PM
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#1539
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Referral needed: couch removal
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
THis couch is like eight years old and has been through several cats who scratched. I don;t think a homeles person would want it. NOt a bad thought though, thanks.
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GEt in touch with some fraternity at Berkeley. It sounds like a significant upgrade to anything they have. |
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08-03-2005, 06:58 PM
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#1540
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
GEt in touch with some fraternity at Berkeley. It sounds like a significant upgrade to anything they have.
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I doubt the couch is, like, totally organic.
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08-03-2005, 07:02 PM
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#1541
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I doubt the couch is, like, totally organic.
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Then they can drag it to the quad, and as an embodiment of their feelings about the evil capitalistic North-Carolina-tobacco-and-furniture-industrial-complex, set it afire.
Win-win.
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08-03-2005, 07:19 PM
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#1542
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Then they can drag it to the quad, and as an embodiment of their feelings about the evil capitalistic North-Carolina-tobacco-and-furniture-industrial-complex, set it afire.
Win-win.
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It woudl look great with a WaWa logo on it. Should have put that in my ad. "Ping! Pow! |
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08-03-2005, 07:21 PM
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#1543
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I doubt the couch is, like, totally organic.
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I bet a quick UV scan would reveal otherwise.
Just think of the army of clones I could grow!
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08-03-2005, 07:22 PM
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#1544
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Treed
Posts: 224
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It woudl look great with a WaWa logo on it. Should have put that in my ad. "Ping! Pow!
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Nuts! "Ping! Pow! |
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08-03-2005, 07:27 PM
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#1545
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Guest
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Referral needed: couch removal
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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
Nuts! "Ping! Pow!
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"Ping! Pow! Indeed.
Hey this is a great way to meet virile young frat hunks. Why didnt I think of this before? And I dont even have to leave the house! |
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