Discussion of Firms and Life in SF/SV

[Seven of Nine]

Well, you know what I do when I want to change the topic, I break into song. Here's a little ditty I drummed up just today:



Sung to the tune of Beastie Boy's Paul Revere
by Seven of Nine

Now here's a little story - I've got to tell
About three bad GAs - you know so well
It started way back in history
With me (Seven of Nine) and Cee-Two-E-D.

I started out my morning with a lot to fear,
Just me, my patents and a quart of beer
Rolling in the land, kickin' up sand
Flinty's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand

One lonely Borg Drone I be
All by myself without nobody
The Partners' beat me down with their I.P. bat
The Printer's serving pork - the pricks are getting fat
Looking for a girl - I ran into a guy
Named schouten sixty-six, that's Deutsch for "Fucked a Pie"

He told a little story, that sounded well rehearsed
'Bout SLAPPing biglaw firms, and snatching from their purse
Malt Liquour's in my hand, and Schouten's on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip.
His breath was really stank
Like rotten moldy brie
I smacked his chops and kicked his ass and said "Get off of me.

Now Sidney Finch rolls in, he's ready to have fun
He licked his lips and cracked a smile and whipped out his shotgun.
Quick on the draw, I looked on with dread.
He put the gat to Schout's head and this is what he said:

"Now my name is Sidney Finch - and usually I'm chill
But now you know what time it is? Tt's time to get ill.
Now what do we have here? An outlaw and a queer?
I run this land you understand - I make myself clear?

Just about then we saw Flinty Flint pass.
Unlike the famed GC he was no Jackass.
Flinty grabbed the Schout and started freaking at the dude:
"Listen Svinehound freak, we're going to punish you!"
They did it like this, they did it like that.
They did it with a wiffle ball bat."

Now, Schout sixty six, it's time for you to go.
Remove your self and books, ok, you dirty little ho?

Noone here cares, about your silly clapp.
And never come back or we'll give YOU such a SLAPP!

Seven