Waiting for Fitzgerald

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Originally posted by Spanky
Up until recently, I have generally believed that the existence of Jews had not only benefited the world, but has greatly benefited the United States. If you look at the contribution of Jews in this country, in medicine, the arts, science etc., I think it is clear our quality of life in this country would be greatly diminished if so many Jews had not immigrated here. I have always believed that the US has been really lucky that most Jews have chosen this country as the place to emigrate to. I also believe that the Jews in the Republican Party hold a critical role, because with out them, the party might be totally controlled by the Christian Conservatives. The Republican Jewish Coalition in California has contributed greatly to pushing the Republican Party in California towards a rational and sensible path.

However, recent information has come to light that has made me question the benefit of Jewish influence in our society. Although some of you have not admitted this yet, it is clear that I am the epicenter of the Universe.

When I was born, my father’s best friend (who happens to be a Jewish doctor) convinced my father that I should be circumcised. That from a hygienic stand point this was a good thing. However, I was reading an article that said that that circumcision not only does not provide any real health benefits, but that the victim of the act does not enjoy sex as much. In other words, because of the loss of the foreskin, circumcised males do not derive as much pleasure from sex as their uncircumcised brethren. !!!!!!!!!.

Now I am beginning to question the benefits of Jewish influence in this country. Any thoughts before I start organizing a pogrom?

My son is uncircumised. I hope to be able to live vicariously through him to get some insight into the benefits of that state, which was cruelly denied to me.