Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

I think Thurgreed said PatentPara was a real bloater.

Did anyone ever get their furniture?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

It sounds like what the board needs is a little pick-me-up. Here is a non-exhaustive list of things Sebastian was wrong about, in descending order of egregiousness:

1. The spelling of Lil Jon’s name
2. They’ll never overturn Roe
3. No horns in rock - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To7q0cn0Fk4&t=11s
4. A president inciting a violent mob to storm the Capitol in order to prevent the certification of a fair election, and to hang those perceived as traitors, including his own vice president, was not a “threat to democracy”
5. That goldfish only have three second memories
6. That the cascading arpeggios of Coldplay’s Clocks somehow redeemed the song and made it transcend the banality of the Coldplay oeuvre
7. That P.J. O’Rourke was the next Hunter S. Thompson
8. The spelling of Hunter S. Thompson’s lawyer’s name

Is anyone worried about Sebby?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

I think Thurgreed said PatentPara was a real bloater.

Yeah, but he said she had great hair. Zombies don’t have good hair.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Is anyone worried about Sebby?

Given his rediscovery of psychedelics, I figure he is doing four days of darkness with Aaron Rogers or on a ayhuasca retreat.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Given his rediscovery of psychedelics, I figure he is doing four days of darkness with Aaron Rogers or on a ayhuasca retreat.

Partly correct!

Michael Pollan has a point.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I thought that was Matt Taibbi, who, by the way, appears to have disappeared except for tweeting about Twitter.

He went way too into the weeds on Twitter execs. Hunter would’ve just said: “They’re slanted, they’re in bed with the feds. They’re so crooked and full of shit they need a servant to screw their pants on in the morning, and a team of them to truck away the shit between the pockets before bed.”

The “Twitter Files” might’ve been important, but sorry Matt - you can only be so boring.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Ok so this is obviously the Zombie board now? Some things are better off dead. Walkers, puffers, clickers are worse than dead.

I didn’t think anyone was reading so I just cut and pasted a response I got to an inquiry I made to Bing’s A.I. Chat.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

I think Thurgreed said PatentPara was a real bloater.

Just for the record, I stand with you, my brother. The witch hunt they’ve mounted against you is unjust. If loving bourbon too much is wrong, I don’t want to be right:

“Top Oregon Official Resigns Amid Accusations of Bourbon Hoarding.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/13/u...r-resigns.html

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Aaron Rogers

This fucking guy. He just wants solitude so he can sniff his farts all day.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

This fucking guy. He just wants solitude so he can sniff his farts all day.

Mmmmm .... fresh baked cookies.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I thought that was Matt Taibbi, who, by the way, appears to have disappeared except for tweeting about Twitter.

Doesn't he have a Substack?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Adder

Doesn't he have a Substack?

Who doesn't?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Just for the record, I stand with you, my brother. The witch hunt they’ve mounted against you is unjust. If loving bourbon too much is wrong, I don’t want to be right:

“Top Oregon Official Resigns Amid Accusations of Bourbon Hoarding.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/13/u...r-resigns.html

I don't get it. They paid for the Pappy's. Why, on God's green earth, would one be on a liquor commission other than getting first choice when the good stuff comes in.

If I am ever named to a liquor commission, you can bet there will be a couple of bottles of well-aged rare scotches that find their way to my office cabinet.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I don't get it. They paid for the Pappy's. Why, on God's green earth, would one be on a liquor commission other than getting first choice when the good stuff comes in.

If I am ever named to a liquor commission, you can bet there will be a couple of bottles of well-aged rare scotches that find their way to my office cabinet.

Criminal investigation, lol. Meanwhile in most cities you could just punch every person you see in the face, get out no bail, punch more people in the face, etc. and never pay a nickel in bail.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I don't get it. They paid for the Pappy's. Why, on God's green earth, would one be on a liquor commission other than getting first choice when the good stuff comes in.

If I am ever named to a liquor commission, you can bet there will be a couple of bottles of well-aged rare scotches that find their way to my office cabinet.

Related news: I was at a restaurant Monday that had a whiskey list without prices. I asked for “the oldest Pappy you have.”

Suddenly I was given an elaborate serving glass and set up. Mmm good. Then I got the bill.

Moral: do not order Pappy w/o knowing the price.