Waiting for Fitzgerald

[Spanky]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have been sexually involved with more straight guys than you have. I'm not talking about who you want to marry and have bear your children, I'm talking about who you want to do stuff with. "Stuff" stuff. Not all of them want you to have been inexperienced before them. Well, maybe when role-playing a schoolgirl/dirty old man thing, I guess, but don't know from personal experience.

You know that actually explains makes a lot of sense. I always got bad advice from women on how to deal with women. But now it makes a lot of sense. Most women have never dated, been involved with, or slept with another woman. I am sure there is a whole side of men that I am not privy to because I have never been in a romantic relatationship with a guy. So when getting relationship advice it seems better to get that information from someone who has been in a relationship with the type of person in question than getting advice from the subject themselves. This also leads me to the conclusion that Lesbians are the ultimate experts on women. Any Lesbians on this board who I can turn to for advice?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I'm a long-time lurker, first-time poster. Well, third-time really. I posted a question that was on topic and political in nature. It fell on mostly deaf ears. How does a newber get initiated into this board?

I believe that the initiation ritual begins the first time you disagree with Spanky on a substantive political issue. Or tell him his spelling sux.

Welcome, Newber!

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe that the initiation ritual begins the first time you disagree with Spanky on a substantive political issue. Or tell him his spelling sux.

Welcome, Newber!

Thank you, notcasesensitive for that timely and helpful explanation. It is my understanding that SPanky's spelling sux bc Japanese is his first language, and that language is basd on colorful little squigglies known as "characters". He just gave a Japanese lesson on SF/SV which I know you would not want to miss. Sadly, it was more explanatory than pedantic, but i bet if you google the issue and disagree, the PB Spanky comes out in spades.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe that the initiation ritual begins the first time you disagree with Spanky on a substantive political issue. Or tell him his spelling sux.

Welcome, Newber!

I appreciate the plug but I believe you are giving me way to much credit. Substance is not my strong suit. I think you need to cross swords with either Penske or Hank on the right, or Sidd or Ty on the left. That way you might (just might) get a substantive response.

Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the plug but I believe you are giving me way to much credit. Substance is not my strong suit. I think you need to cross swords with either Penske or Hank on the right, or Sidd or Ty on the left. That way you might (just might) get a substantive response.

What are you saying here, exactly? That you don't know what you are saying?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Spanky
You know that actually explains makes a lot of sense. I always got bad advice from women on how to deal with women. But now it makes a lot of sense. Most women have never dated, been involved with, or slept with another woman. I am sure there is a whole side of men that I am not privy to because I have never been in a romantic relatationship with a guy. So when getting relationship advice it seems better to get that information from someone who has been in a relationship with the type of person in question than getting advice from the subject themselves. This also leads me to the conclusion that Lesbians are the ultimate experts on women. Any Lesbians on this board who I can turn to for advice?

I would think you would want advice on straight women, with whom lesbians are less likely to have been involved.

[ltl/fb]

So, does 30 years of experience in the financial services industry and a job at the FDIC make someone better at overseeing disaster recoveries than a background in Arabian horses?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051101/...coast_recovery

ETA he is probably well-suited to oversee the handling of money, but it seems like there is more to the job than ensuring that money is being handled correctly. Perhaps I am mistaken.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the plug but I believe you are giving me way to much credit. Substance is not my strong suit. I think you need to cross swords with either Penske or Hank on the right, or Sidd or Ty on the left. That way you might (just might) get a substantive response.

Ty knows lots of blog sources.

Sidd has dedicated himself to a one man grass roots campaign to have the Demo party replace Kleagle Byrd as its conscience. He may be recruiting Wonk to join him in that crusade.

After that they will be working to uncover the elusive moderate radical Islamic; and after that it will be tracking down the real killer of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson.

Godspeed to them.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What are you saying here, exactly? That you don't know what you are saying?

I am saying that my posts are not as colorful, humorous, or as infused with wry commentary as other posters.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think you would want advice on straight women, with whom lesbians are less likely to have been involved.

I think toaster-collecting lesbians would be the best choice. They would seem to have all the right moves.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would think you would want advice on straight women, with whom lesbians are less likely to have been involved.

Befriend a born-again lesbian. It works wonders. She fucked guys a lot; now chicks only. Goldmine.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
"I need a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets"
-lil flip

A lady in the street and a freak in the bed.

It's in that Usher song.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Befriend a born-again lesbian. It works wonders. She fucked guys a lot; now chicks only. Goldmine.

For me, but not for the spankster. And I'm (on the whole, aside from an inconvenient illness and a back being fucked up in basketball game, to my displeasure) not feeling in need of insight.

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
oh, that's crap. Someone can have gotten her freak on in the sheets with 45 guys and still be a lady on the streets.

You are a moron.

Here's what you're missing, spinster . . . I'll let you in on a little secret. Whether they want to admit it or not, men derive a substantial portion of their self-esteem by being accepted sexualy by women. Now in most cases, any woman will do, but the harder the catch, the bigger boost to the self esteem. The highest form of acceptance and the biggest esteem boost a man can get is if he can turn a prstine into a slut (his slut that is), because he has done something few or no other men have done with that woman.

[sgtclub]

Originally posted by Spanky
You know that actually explains makes a lot of sense. I always got bad advice from women on how to deal with women. But now it makes a lot of sense. Most women have never dated, been involved with, or slept with another woman. I am sure there is a whole side of men that I am not privy to because I have never been in a romantic relatationship with a guy. So when getting relationship advice it seems better to get that information from someone who has been in a relationship with the type of person in question than getting advice from the subject themselves. This also leads me to the conclusion that Lesbians are the ultimate experts on women. Any Lesbians on this board who I can turn to for advice?

I've have several lesbian friends, and they are just as clueless about women as men are. The reason is that, although all men are more or less the same, all women are different, so there is no advantage to being a woman that dates women.