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Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
Thank God, folks. He sure is a fuck-up, but not a liar. Say it loud and say it proud.
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Afghanistan is being cleaned up, and elections have been held. By all accounts, the majority of citizens there are grateful. Saddam is gone. Iraq has had elections, voted in a constitution, and is even now beginning the process of inter-party negotiation and compromise that is the hallmark of a working democracy. By all accounts, the majority of citizens are grateful. Partially as a result of the lessening of Saddam's destabilizing influences and partly because of Bush's influences, Israel and Palestine are closer to figuring out a way to live together. By all accounts, the majority of citizens are grateful. The markets are way up. Our educational systems are finally beginning to pay attention to the lowest achieving groups - something they could ignore previously because there were no metrics. Tax cuts have fueled the economy. Bolton has now pushed through the anti-Hezbollah measure where everyone before him has failed. I predict Roberts is going to be one of the all-time most popular, least partisan SC Justices in memory. N Korea is apparently backing down from its earlier position and is talking to all interested parties - something Bush insisted on and characterized as crucial. I could go on, but this paragraph is already too long.
Yes, quite the fuck-up.
What's truly fucked up is that so many of your cohorts can allow their visceral Bush-hate to make them speak so irrationally and ridiculously as to say that the current status is fucked up. I remain firmly convinced that, if Bush found a magical bean that produced enough food and clean water to end starvation as we know it, you would be here telling us that that stoopid fucking Bush should have more green vegetables and fewer proteins in the diet, and that he stole the election, and Gore or Kerry would be feeding us in a far more healthy way, and, by the way, Bush is stoopid.
(Oh, and, nice save and backpedal with the oops, okay, maybe he didn't really lie like we keep trumpeting in the theme that is the sole essence of our party. Admitting that, but then saying he's a poopy-head anyway. Strong position.
Now, pull a SS and yell "Katrina!" As long as your response is as sophisticated as his, you can go sit by him.
Oh, and, Merry Thanksgiving!
