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Proposition 2
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
My current lover's grade schooler is running a "kid's marathon" race later this year. So in return for unmentionable consideration from my lover, I have agreed to train the kid. We went to the track yesterday and in an effourt to validate my earlier anecdote I spotted the kid a half mile in a mile race. I ran a 6:03 mile ( figured I'd take it easy on the kid). The kid ran a 6:45 half. Once again, mmmmmmm3587 is proven wrong. What a jackarse.
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I know that the scientific method doesn't come easy to you, but I'll try to explain what it would take to prove me wrong, based on your description of your boyfriend's kid's running. Can he run 8:30 or 9 minute miles? That's the question? If he can do that, but his time magically is 6:45 for the half mile, like he falls down a foot from the half mile when he realizes that he is going to half to stop in a foot instead of going for a half mile, then you're right. If not, all you've proven is that some kid can only run 6:45 half miles and slow-ass miles.
Are you actually so fucking stupid that you think I'm arguing about whether or not everyone can run half miles in 4 minutes? I know that the answer is yes, but I still think that you've been caught with your hand in the logical cookie jar and just can't admit that you're wrong here. Even you have to understand this by now.
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