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Because it doesn't get old
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Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
I assure you, Penske, that the "eyes in the shadows" are generally so-called "conservatives."
That should not assuage your paranoia, now that your treachery is apparent.
The Death of a Conservative
:: Cut to scene -- Dark alley in Seattle. Shadowy figures watching as Penske emerges from his office late one evening and heads towards his BMW. Figures move quickly to cut Penske off, and separate him from his briefcase before he can pull the trigger.::
Voice 1: "Son, we had big hopes for you."
Voice 2: "It's a damn shame, really."
Voice 1: "We're at war, son."
Voice 2: "Penske, why do you hate America?"
:: Muffled Gunshots. Fade to Black.::]
S_A_M
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At least this portends some time, as I currently drive a Saab, but plan on moving on to a BMW near the end of the year.
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I wish more people was alive like me
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