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Shape Shifter 04-14-2005 01:19 PM

Death Tax Relief for America's Farmers. All 50 of them. The rest? Bonus!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
What am I missing here? To me, this is a bunch of Gibberish.
Once, Hank was going back and for with GGG, and Hank started calling GGG Gilligan. Later, instead of merely calling him Gilligan, Hank posted an episode synopsis of Gilligan's Island. It was very funny the first time he did it. It was sorta funny the second time he did it. Up to about the 20th time, it was kind of amusing, yet annoying. Then he started repeating this schtick with other posters, and crossed it over from politics to the FB. It took the intervention of several posters to convince Hank that the bit, while once funny, was played out. So Hank turned to the Guernica bit, and you can imagine how that went.

Anyway, I guess I was just reminiscing.

blue_Triangle 04-14-2005 01:22 PM

Death Tax Relief for America's Farmers. All 50 of them. The rest? Bonus!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Once, Hank was going back and for with GGG, and Hank started calling GGG Gilligan. Later, instead of merely calling him Gilligan, Hank posted an episode synopsis of Gilligan's Island. It was very funny the first time he did it. It was sorta funny the second time he did it. Up to about the 20th time, it was kind of amusing, yet annoying. Then he started repeating this schtick with other posters, and crossed it over from politics to the FB. It took the intervention of several posters to convince Hank that the bit, while once funny, was played out. So Hank turned to the Guernica bit, and you can imagine how that went.

Anyway, I guess I was just reminiscing.
Who's Hank?

Shape Shifter 04-14-2005 01:26 PM

Death Tax Relief for America's Farmers. All 50 of them. The rest? Bonus!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by blue_Triangle
Who's Hank?
65. The Benefit Show
gs: David Hollander (Earl "Little Earl" Barnett Jr.) Helen Martin (Mrs. Lloyd)

A local teen center is in serious financial trouble and the gang tries to come up with a way to save it. They finally decide to put on a benefit show and Rerun has someone in mind who will be sure to attract attention, Sammy Davis, Jr. However, Rerun does his best to get a hold of Sammy but soon realizes he must announce that Sammy won't be coming to the benefit.


b: 28-Apr-1979 pc: 0322 w: Joanne Pagliaro d: Mark Warren

sgtclub 04-14-2005 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
He teaches law at GWU. Here is his profile. Former Kennedy clerk.

The Volokh Conspiracy is a right-leaning group blog, most of whose contributors are legal academics.
I know Volokh but had never heard of Kerr. What a wack job.

ltl/fb 04-14-2005 01:42 PM

Death Tax Relief for America's Farmers. All 50 of them. The rest? Bonus!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
What am I missing here? To me, this is a bunch of Gibberish.
How young are you that you don't recognize an episode of Bosom Buddies?

whoopassman 04-14-2005 01:53 PM

tax question
 
Greetings greedy pols;

Periodic lurker, first time poster (here, I formerly posted at Infirmation under a few monikers, such as mysterious guest and david).

Seeing as tax has been a recent topic and tax day is tomorrow, my query is, assuming I am a single, making a couple of hundred K and have avoided the dreaded AMT, is 14.2% a good effective tax rate or do I need to be a bit more aggressive with my deductions?

thanks.

Tyrone Slothrop 04-14-2005 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sgtclub
I know Volokh but had never heard of Kerr. What a wack job.
Rest assured that his tongue was lodged very firmly in his cheek.

Shape Shifter 04-14-2005 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Rest assured that his tongue was lodged very firmly in his cheek.
Someone just failed the literacy test.

sgtclub 04-14-2005 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Rest assured that his tongue was lodged very firmly in his cheek.
It's hard to tell these days, given where the GOP is going.

PuriTY 04-14-2005 02:27 PM

Death Tax Relief for America's Farmers. All 50 of them. The rest? Bonus!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
pssshhh, drooool pssshhh blah blah blah
. Break a Leg, Mom
gs: Cynthia Mann (Carla)

An episode showcasing the singing talents of Patti LuPone. A Tony winner for the musical "Evita", actually centers around Corky, for whom nothing seems to be going right. First, he has an accident in driver's ed. Moreover, he's not doing well in his remedial arithmetic class, and if he doesn't pass a minimum-competency test he won't be able to stay in the mainstream program. What really gets to Corky, though, is the uneasy feeling that his mom gave up a promising show-business career because he came along. As it happens, Libby has a chance for a comeback of sorts, at the community college's "Autumn Follies". She wants no part of it. And Corky doesn't want to take arithmetic tutoring with kids ten years younger than himself. But they work out a deal: he'll take the tutoring if she auditions for the show.


b: 08-Oct-1989 pc: 186763 d: Rick Rosenthal

NOTE: * All synopsis were written by Mark Rabinowitz, Shari Felman, Cindy Camp et al.

ltl/fb 04-14-2005 02:30 PM

tax question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by whoopassman
Greetings greedy pols;

Periodic lurker, first time poster (here, I formerly posted at Infirmation under a few monikers, such as mysterious guest and david).

Seeing as tax has been a recent topic and tax day is tomorrow, my query is, assuming I am a single, making a couple of hundred K and have avoided the dreaded AMT, is 14.2% a good effective tax rate or do I need to be a bit more aggressive with my deductions?

thanks.
Do not be "more aggressive" in your deductions or, as God is my witness, I will track you down like the dog you are and sic the IRS on you. Pay the fucking less than 15% of your cushy income and get over yourself.

Oh, and welcome to the boards!

Antiquity 04-14-2005 02:41 PM

Death Tax Relief for America's Farmers. All 50 of them. The rest? Bonus!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by PuriTY
. Break a Leg, Mom
gs: Cynthia Mann (Carla)

An episode showcasing the singing talents of Patti LuPone. A Tony winner for the musical "Evita", actually centers around Corky, for whom nothing seems to be going right. First, he has an accident in driver's ed. Moreover, he's not doing well in his remedial arithmetic class, and if he doesn't pass a minimum-competency test he won't be able to stay in the mainstream program. What really gets to Corky, though, is the uneasy feeling that his mom gave up a promising show-business career because he came along. As it happens, Libby has a chance for a comeback of sorts, at the community college's "Autumn Follies". She wants no part of it. And Corky doesn't want to take arithmetic tutoring with kids ten years younger than himself. But they work out a deal: he'll take the tutoring if she auditions for the show.


b: 08-Oct-1989 pc: 186763 d: Rick Rosenthal

NOTE: * All synopsis were written by Mark Rabinowitz, Shari Felman, Cindy Camp et al.

Off my corner, ho.

whoopassman 04-14-2005 02:42 PM

tax question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Do not be "more aggressive" in your deductions or, as God is my witness, I will track you down like the dog you are and sic the IRS on you. Pay the fucking less than 15% of your cushy income and get over yourself.

Oh, and welcome to the boards!

Sheesh, chill for a minute. I meant "more aggressive" in the legal grey zone sort of way. Isn't that the way the game is supposed to be played?

Also, is there a popular, worksafe, freeware program to re-size pictures to use as avatars? Everything i try to use is bigger than 100x100 pixels.

Someone's Evil Twin 04-14-2005 02:47 PM

Death Tax Relief for America's Farmers. All 50 of them. The rest? Bonus!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Antiquity
Off my corner, ho.
If identical twins have sex with each other, is it masturbation?

Amor caecus est!

whoopassman 04-14-2005 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sgtclub
It's hard to tell these days, given where the GOP is going.
This reminds me of a chat I had with a colleague the other day, moderate republican who does some work with the state party and who voted for Bush. He told me that the whispers are the chances to retain the WhiteHouse in 2008 are melting away faster than a scoop of vanilla on the devil's hotplate. I have to agree. How does one party go from capturing the WH and Congress to ineffectual disarray in 4 months?

Hank Chinaski 04-14-2005 02:56 PM

Death Tax Relief for America's Farmers. All 50 of them. The rest? Bonus!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Someone's Evil Twin
If identical twins have sex with each other, is it masturbation?

Amor caecus est!
You should try and save your jokes up for your primary. It needs help.

ltl/fb 04-14-2005 02:58 PM

tax question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by whoopassman
Sheesh, chill for a minute. I meant "more aggressive" in the legal grey zone sort of way. Isn't that the way the game is supposed to be played?

Also, is there a popular, worksafe, freeware program to re-size pictures to use as avatars? Everything i try to use is bigger than 100x100 pixels.
Because tax law, especially on permissible deductions, is full of grey areas. It's not like there are thousands of pages of detailed rules. I understand your uncertainty here, and admire the strong ethical code that appears to underlie your decision-making process. I mean, hell, how likely is it that you'll get caught? And if you don't get caught, you deserved not to pay the tax. Because you are smarter than those schmoes who don't push the lines, and don't make Congress pass ever-more-detailed laws, and the Treasury to issue ever-more-detailed guidance, to keep people from doing things that anyone with any common sense could see were not intended to be done under the rules, but if the applicable rules and other, really not related rules are read in an overly legalistic, twisted way, an argument that what really isn't permissible might be OK can be made by moron consultant assholes.

That was quite the run-on sentence. Good times!

blue_Triangle 04-14-2005 02:59 PM

old school ref-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by whoopassman
This reminds me of a chat I had with a colleague the other day, moderate republican who does some work with the state party and who voted for Bush. He told me that the whispers are the chances to retain the WhiteHouse in 2008 are melting away faster than a scoop of vanilla on the devil's hotplate. I have to agree. How does one party go from capturing the WH and Congress to ineffectual disarray in 4 months?
2. I am a longtime Republican- but I won't be voting Republican next time. These guys have gotten us into a quagmire in Iraq and have destroyed the universal love America had around the world, plus ruin the economy. I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm voting Dem next time

Shape Shifter 04-14-2005 03:08 PM

old school ref-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by blue_Triangle
2. I am a longtime Republican- but I won't be voting Republican next time. These guys have gotten us into a quagmire in Iraq and have destroyed the universal love America had around the world, plus ruin the economy. I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm voting Dem next time
Good to hear from you. How is your inner Hispanic Marine?

whoopassman 04-14-2005 03:11 PM

tax question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Because tax law, especially on permissible deductions, is full of grey areas. It's not like there are thousands of pages of detailed rules. I understand your uncertainty here, and admire the strong ethical code that appears to underlie your decision-making process. I mean, hell, how likely is it that you'll get caught? And if you don't get caught, you deserved not to pay the tax. Because you are smarter than those schmoes who don't push the lines, and don't make Congress pass ever-more-detailed laws, and the Treasury to issue ever-more-detailed guidance, to keep people from doing things that anyone with any common sense could see were not intended to be done under the rules, but if the applicable rules and other, really not related rules are read in an overly legalistic, twisted way, an argument that what really isn't permissible might be OK can be made by moron consultant assholes.

That was quite the run-on sentence. Good times!
so was that a yes or a no?

blue_Triangle 04-14-2005 03:17 PM

old school ref-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Good to hear from you. How is your inner Hispanic Marine?
this is a mess, but its a damn fine concept- its just there no longer a reason to work on it- plus I've gone to just copying from GTA radio rants.....
  • to the tune of BUS STOP
    The Hollies

    Bus stop, NO WAR, Juan's there, I say
    Would you like a Peace button
    Bus stop, bus goes, Juan stays, peace march
    behind my peace button

    All that Monday aztec dancing blind
    That peace button, we employed it
    By noon, Juan was mine

Colonel_Nathan_Jessup 04-14-2005 03:19 PM

old school ref-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by blue_Triangle
2. I am a longtime Republican- but I won't be voting Republican next time. These guys have gotten us into a quagmire in Iraq and have destroyed the universal love America had around the world, plus ruin the economy. I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm voting Dem next time
Socialist pussy

Someone's Evil Twin 04-14-2005 03:26 PM

old school ref-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Col_Nathan_Jessup
Socialist pussy
It must be spring.

You are all hanging your socks on the line today.

Soctum Soctorum

juan, usmc 04-14-2005 03:27 PM

old school ref-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by blue_Triangle

By noon, Juan was mine[/list]
No pendejo, él no es el tuyo. Soy Juan.

Hank Chinaski 04-14-2005 03:31 PM

old school ref-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Someone's Evil Twin
It must be spring.

You are all hanging your socks on the line today.

Soctum Soctorum
puriTY and BT are me, evil twin is GGG, but who is colonel Jessup?

juan, usmc 04-14-2005 03:36 PM

old school ref-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
puriTY and BT are me, evil twin is GGG, but who is colonel Jessup?
Esa puta es el mío. ¡Ahora chingate!

Replaced_Texan 04-14-2005 03:41 PM

old school ref-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
puriTY and BT are me, evil twin is GGG, but who is colonel Jessup?
I have no idea. Must be an evil mastermind. A puppeteer, perhaps?

Spanky 04-14-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whoopassman
This reminds me of a chat I had with a colleague the other day, moderate republican who does some work with the state party and who voted for Bush. He told me that the whispers are the chances to retain the WhiteHouse in 2008 are melting away faster than a scoop of vanilla on the devil's hotplate. I have to agree. How does one party go from capturing the WH and Congress to ineffectual disarray in 4 months?
Which state party?

whoopassman 04-14-2005 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
Which state party?
New York. A Patakiite. Talk about disarray-the NY Republicans are really on the ropes.

Shape Shifter 04-14-2005 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whoopassman
New York. A Patakiite. Talk about disarray-the NY Republicans are really on the ropes.
How could you not see the trainwreck coming? Too many unholy alliances. Or too many holy ones.

Sexual Harassment Panda 04-14-2005 04:24 PM

old school ref-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Col_Nathan_Jessup
Socialist pussy
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED??

Replaced_Texan 04-14-2005 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How could you not see the trainwreck coming? Too many unholy alliances. Or too many holy ones.
Speaking of holy things:

This is pretty fucking awesome. (blog)

Hank Chinaski 04-14-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Speaking of holy things:

This is pretty fucking awesome. (blog)
I like him, specially how his daddy helped the nigra. Maybe you could PM counsel SS or Fringey and them with this bit:

IT'S JUST PLAIN NOT RIGHT TO TREAT FOLKS LIKE THEY DON'T COUNT---LIKE THEY'RE NOT REAL PEOPLE.

taxwonk 04-14-2005 04:39 PM

tax question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by whoopassman
Greetings greedy pols;

Periodic lurker, first time poster (here, I formerly posted at Infirmation under a few monikers, such as mysterious guest and david).

Seeing as tax has been a recent topic and tax day is tomorrow, my query is, assuming I am a single, making a couple of hundred K and have avoided the dreaded AMT, is 14.2% a good effective tax rate or do I need to be a bit more aggressive with my deductions?

thanks.
I'd be happy with a ETR of 14.2%. As for getting more aggressive with your deductions, I'll let someone else advise you on that. But if you do, remember that I do tax controversy work when the appropriate time comes and PM me. I'll give you the GA discount.

whoopassman 04-14-2005 04:50 PM

tax question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'd be happy with a ETR of 14.2%. As for getting more aggressive with your deductions, I'll let someone else advise you on that. But if you do, remember that I do tax controversy work when the appropriate time comes and PM me. I'll give you the GA discount.
Thanks. I'll put you in my rolodex-should it be wonk, tax or taxwonk? And I realize that all things considered 14.2% is not bad, although I remember reading during the 04 election campaign that Madame Kerry paid something like 12% ETR in '03 and I figured what's good for the goose shoud trickle down to the gander, to mix a metaphor.

Spanky 04-14-2005 04:50 PM

Christianity
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Speaking of holy things:

This is pretty fucking awesome. (blog)
That was great.

I think the basic concepts of Christianity are:

1) Acceptance of everyone (judge not so ye be not judged)
2) Try to be humble and not conceited (the biggest sin is pride or self conceit).

Being the smartest and coolest guy on the planet, it is realy hard for me to adopt number 2.

Colonel_Nathan_Jessup 04-14-2005 05:01 PM

old school ref-
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED??
If I did, would your candy ass still be here?

Shape Shifter 04-14-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I like him, specially how his daddy helped the nigra. Maybe you could PM counsel SS or Fringey and them with this bit:

IT'S JUST PLAIN NOT RIGHT TO TREAT FOLKS LIKE THEY DON'T COUNT---LIKE THEY'RE NOT REAL PEOPLE.
What about socks?

Anntila the Hun 04-14-2005 05:04 PM

Christianity
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
That was great.

I think the basic concepts of Christianity are:

1) Acceptance of everyone (judge not so ye be not judged)
2) Try to be humble and not conceited (the biggest sin is pride or self conceit).

Being the smartest and coolest guy on the planet, it is realy hard for me to adopt number 2.
You are wrong. Why am I not surprised? You've already demonstrated yourself to be a Democrap in sheep's clothing.

If you knew anything about Christianity at all, you'd know that the basic concepts of Christianity are:
[list=1][*]There is no god but the Christian God of the King James Bible. There is no Yahweh, and God is no fat lazyass Buddah, and certainly no illiterate pedophilic Mohammed. [*]All nonbelievers are to be granted a chance to convert. If they don't, we can convert them at the end of a sword (or M16, or whatever weapon you can carry thanks to the wisdom of the Divinely-inspired forefathers who immortalized the Second AMENdment.[*]All good Republicans are already halfway to eternal bliss, and all Dumbocrats are automatically consigned to the eternal agony of the flames of Hell. Good riddance - may God speed the coming of that day ![/list=1]

taxwonk 04-14-2005 05:13 PM

tax question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by whoopassman
Thanks. I'll put you in my rolodex-should it be wonk, tax or taxwonk? And I realize that all things considered 14.2% is not bad, although I remember reading during the 04 election campaign that Madame Kerry paid something like 12% ETR in '03 and I figured what's good for the goose shoud trickle down to the gander, to mix a metaphor.
Well, you could always up your charitable contributions. And there's no need to put me in your Rolodex. I'm around pretty often. It's not like I work for a living.


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