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Sidd Finch 09-20-2005 02:50 PM

Islam- a Religion With Important Work to Do
 
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
He used the word "jihad" - whihc I'm sure means a lot of other things to a lot of other people.
This is true, but the word has various meanings, not all of which involve blowing things up. I think that literally it means "struggle", or maybe "fight" (you'll have to confirm this with Atticus). He is calling for a boycott, and those terms would apply.

Leaving aside, obviously, that if your struggle is over the cap on a fast-food ice cream container, you are in desperate need of a life.

Sidd Finch 09-20-2005 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
If it looks like the Virgin Mary, can I as a Christian lick it?
Depends where.

Shape Shifter 09-20-2005 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
Dang, I thought this was universal among Christians. The nuns never told me about the schism between the Virgin Mary Mother of Our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ Ice Cream Cone Lickers and the Virgin Mary Mother of Our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ Ice Cream Cone Non-Lickers. Was this one of those medieval things, or was it more recent - say, a Jim Jones or David Koresh thing?

I am worried that there is so much about my faith that I don't know, and that I will be condemned to everlasting hellfire for it.
You'd better lick, just in case. She's a Virgin, she needs some pleasure.

notcasesensitive 09-20-2005 02:56 PM

Islam- a Religion With Important Work to Do
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
This is true, but the word has various meanings, not all of which involve blowing things up. I think that literally it means "struggle", or maybe "fight" (you'll have to confirm this with Atticus). He is calling for a boycott, and those terms would apply.

Leaving aside, obviously, that if your struggle is over the cap on a fast-food ice cream container, you are in desperate need of a life.
I bet his jihad would change course if BK could figure out a way ($$$$$) to compensate him for his mental anguish over seeing Allah's name on a non-dairy ice cream product.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-20-2005 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore


I mean, is all squiggly writing suggestive of Arabic? Is all Arabic writing the same?
Doesn't Coca-Cola mean "fuck mohammed and islam"?

SlaveNoMore 09-20-2005 03:06 PM

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Sidd Finch
This is true, but the word has various meanings, not all of which involve blowing things up. I think that literally it means "struggle", or maybe "fight" (you'll have to confirm this with Atticus). He is calling for a boycott, and those terms would apply.

Leaving aside, obviously, that if your struggle is over the cap on a fast-food ice cream container, you are in desperate need of a life.
This just in - Schlomo Leibowitz files suit after seeing the Star of David on his 6 Dollar Western Burger



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...;s_Jr_logo.jpg http://www.gatewaylinks.com/AHOE/tf-933.gif

Developing....

Sexual Harassment Panda 09-20-2005 03:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This just in - Schlomo Leibowitz files suit after seeing the Star of David on his 6 Dollar Western Burger



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...;s_Jr_logo.jpg http://www.gatewaylinks.com/AHOE/tf-933.gif

Developing....
The more I look at these - they aren't even close. The one has 5 connected points - the other has 5 and 1.

If anything, to even suggest these are similar is MORE culturally insensitive.

I mean, is all squiggly writing suggestive of Hebrew? Is all Hewbrew writing the same?

SlaveNoMore 09-20-2005 03:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This just in - Schlomo Leibowitz files suit after seeing the Star of David on his 6 Dollar Western Burger



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...;s_Jr_logo.jpg http://www.gatewaylinks.com/AHOE/tf-933.gif

Developing....
Update - Zhon Zhou crossclaims after seeing a McDonald's commercial which "desecrates the image of the Holy Buddha"

http://www.mariononline.com/saturday/grimace.jpg

Sexual Harassment Panda 09-20-2005 03:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Update - Zhon Zhou crossclaims after seeing a McDonald's commercial which "desecrates the image of the Holy Buddha"

http://www.mariononline.com/saturday/grimace.jpg
You monitor some interesting websites.

Penske_Account 09-20-2005 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
In that case, I guess the only morally appropriate action for you to take would be to enlist and offer to pay your own way to Iraq. That would reduce the federal tax burden.
How many times do we have to discuss this. I talked to enlistment. I am too old. And that was several years ago. I am mostly certain I have gotten older since that point in time.

Sexual Harassment Panda 09-20-2005 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
How many times do we have to discuss this. I talked to enlistment. I am too old. And that was several years ago. I am mostly certain I have gotten older since that point in time.
You could lie about your age. It's not like it's never been done. I'll bet you look young for your age!

futbol fan 09-20-2005 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
You monitor some interesting websites.
That's actually on his website, "SundaysInTheParkWithSlave.com" He's the one in the suit.

Shape Shifter 09-20-2005 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
How many times do we have to discuss this. I talked to enlistment. I am too old. And that was several years ago. I am mostly certain I have gotten older since that point in time.
Have you checked lately? They raised the maximum age.

http://www.military.com/MilitaryRepo...050328,00.html

You're not over 40, are you? bilmore?

Hank Chinaski 09-20-2005 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
That's actually on his website, "SundaysInTheParkWithSlave.com" He's the one in the suit.
http://www.shutterpoint.com/%2Fphoto...tered_thum.jpg

Shape Shifter 09-20-2005 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.shutterpoint.com/%2Fphoto...tered_thum.jpg
Why is that dog licking the Virgin Mary's vagina?


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