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I suppose. Magnum P.I. aside, though, I've never really though of him as a comic.

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3 Men and a Baby?

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Even Steve Gutenberg was funnier than Selleck.

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the standard wasn't "funny comic" it was "comic". Bill Maher is as unfunny as catshit on the bottom of your shoe, but I am fairly certain he is still considered a comic or humourist etc.

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2

See also Margaret Cho, Al Franken and [that pompous, insufferable twit] Jon Stewart

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Selleck has done stand-up? I don't really care at this point, but was curious.

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The only liberals I love are the ones under my covers, perched between the smooth skin of my inner thighs, making me shout the name of the babyjesuschristsuperstar over and over and over. Yes, its true (and I'm sorry Penske, I really really am): liberal men can fuck circles around my Republican brethren. It's a shameful secret for this right wingnut, therefore post-coitus, I quickly usher them out the back door (over which hangs my double barrel shotgun and dimestore Jesus Christ painting, God Save The People, Me, and You and Yours.)

http://www.wtv-zone.com/coplove/Cute/Buns/snobuns.jpg

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Republicans are inherently insecure and driven by a fear of change, so this shouldn't surprise you. But, at least you'll have a lifetime of abundant guns and missionary lovemaking with the lights off should you choose to marry a conservative.

ETA: Think about it Diane: out of all of the men you've ever known, which ones have been more confident and secure in who they are? Be honest.

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But why a hot liberal man would shag an R girl is beyond me.

http://a.abc.com/primetime/desperate...n02/cross2.jpg

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The answer is self-evident -- the pure challenge of it.

It might take you an hour or more to get the R girl to relax enough to experience a real orgasm, but the resulting fireworks . . .

S_A_M

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Stewart does not belong in that cabal. If you don't like the Daily Show, you've no soul. I don't agree with Stewart on all things political, but he's hands down the fiunniest man on television.*

* #2 if Chappelle comes back.

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Oh, I said liberal men were better in bed than repub men. BUT.... the inverse is not true. Right wing women are hotter in bed, no matter how we act IRL. You get really hot and crazy action with us, whereas all you get with a liberal chick is hairy armpits and boring patchouli scented sex (NTTAWWT).

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Well, hyper liberal chicks ain't that great in the sack. I had a few crunchy super liberal types in my day and must say I was unimpressed. They thought to much, and too much thinking leads to very bad fucking.

As far as normal liberal girls versus conservative girls, I didn't see too much difference. I think conservative girls have more guts sometimes, because they're unafraid to offend people and out for themselves with no remorse, but mere self-centeredness doesn't make any woman an automatic "Sack Goddess."

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I see a new sig line for Diane.

S_A_M

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That’s just an unfair generalization - hardly the sort of thing we should be posting on such a chatboard.

I think young republicans become young republicans because they have small dicks. Some folks think being a republican grants you status, as though the money came with the title (if only...). Nobody can be young and be a real republican. Nobody’s that cynical that early. You only get there when you get older and grow disgusted with the government’s inefficiency and waste. If you’re acting like Alex P. Keaton at 17, you’re a tool. You’re just being a silly contrarian to make up for shortcomings elsewhere... such as “in the sack.”