![]() |
Bolton
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
Kinda like those early days of the Internet, when neophytes like People magazine ran "Sexiest Celebrities" polls, didn't closely monitor the results, and found out later that their software had posted the winner -- a surprising write-in candidate, "Skippy, the ugly midget." Hank didn't come out of his room for about 2 weeks after that. |
Mmmm, taxes
Quote:
Heat and humidity are highly condusive to melting. Of the Wicked Witch of the West type, at least. |
Mmmm, taxes
Quote:
|
Mmmm, taxes
Quote:
Good to see you coming over to the side of light and goodness. |
Don't Forget To Flush!!
http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.ya...80x264.jpg?v=2
Just look at these schnooks. To prove how mean it was for us to "desecrate" some dog-eared copy of their bible, they go out and desecrate our flag and kill 16 of their own in a major panties-in-a-bunch brouhaha. Feh. All over a "news" report in Newsweek about someone saying they heard someone say someone saw someone flush a copy of the bible down the toilet. Besides being kneejerk asses for not stopping to question how hard it'd be to flush a damn book down a toilet (especially with the crap kind of water pressure you'd be getting in these god forsaken shitholes), the "intellectual" ones (the Muslim Clerics who called for a holy war in response) should have at least known the reliability of the rag that reported the story. These fuckers should be burning copies of Newsweek, not the flag. And apologizing for the 16 senseless deaths their little nancy boy tantrums cost. |
Heh
Quote:
(But, glad to see LM ordered its agents to avoid arrests for a bit now, so that there's no confirmation that the "xenophobes" were more effective than the gov.) Really, spanks, leave the racism card to the experts. That's one trick we shouldn't envy. |
Don't Forget To Flush!!
Quote:
|
Don't Forget To Flush!!
Quote:
|
Don't Forget To Flush!!
Quote:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,156608,00.html
They have a security council veto. And a guy whose takes the position that the UN should be taken as a flawed institution is not fit to represent us there? |
Don't Forget To Flush!!
Quote:
("We will not rest until we find out whatever it is we did.") |
Monday Funnies
|
Bolton
Quote:
|
Don't Forget To Flush!!
Quote:
***************************** Now according to some Islamic clerics, we’re [already] the soulless infidels that are summarily marked for execution. Even though we are all to be killed, we should still show respect to our executioners. Remember that we’re dealing with people who believe Newsweek. You know, “backwards.” Can you imagine how the world would be making fun of the United States if we collectively took to the streets and killed each other because someone reportedly flushed a Bible down the toilet? I guess we’re considered more mature. It’s politically incorrect but what else do you call people who routinely take to the streets when something in the world happens they disagree with? College students riot in some countries while ours have simple hissyfits when they’re told they may get into trouble for downloading songs in their dorm rooms. In fact, I can’t think of one thing our wussy kids would risk life and limb to protest, at least without free beer. Bob Parks, Black & Right. http://mensnewsdaily.com/blog/parks/images/bpBanner.jpg |
Don't Forget To Flush!!
Quote:
|
Why I (still) love Mark Steyn
|
Don't Forget To Flush!!
Quote:
|
Heh
Quote:
I don't understand this fear of illegal immigration. Is this really a problem that should be at the top of our agenda? Almost everyone I know benefits almost daily from illegal immigration (cheaper food prices etc). And why are the illegal immigrants so harmful or dangerous? What is the crisis? All prior "dangerous immigrations" turned out to be beneficial. Do you think the US is better off today because we limited Irish, Southern European or Asian immigration at one time? It just seems to me that the people that are so concerned about illegal immigration just don't like having Mexicans around. |
Heh
Quote:
2. Immigrants consume government services (although I recognize that the taxes they pay generally are greater than the cost of the services consumed). 3. Any child born in the United States is an american citizen. Not saying these reasons are good or bad, just the source of some of the concern. |
Heh
Quote:
The fact that it wasn't true shouldn't keep us from patrolling our borders. Vigilantism in defense of liberty is no vice. |
Heh
Quote:
In today's world, I also just don't get the opposition to immigration either, even though I come at it from the other side of the aisle from you. I think these are people who are either expressing their inner xenophobe or who are fighting economic battles of the last century instead of this one. |
Heh
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
|
Heh
Quote:
|
Heh
Quote:
|
California Schools don't have enough money?
A Modest Proposal for Saving Our Schools
By Tom McClintock The multi-million dollar campaign paid by starving teachers' unions has finally placed our sadly neglected schools at the center of the budget debate. Across California, children are bringing home notes warning of dire consequences if Gov. Schwarzenegger's scorched earth budget is approved — a budget that slashes Proposition 98 public school spending from $42.2 billion this year all the way down to $44.7 billion next year. That should be proof enough that our math programs are suffering. As a public school parent, I have given this crisis a great deal of thought and have a modest suggestion to help weather these dark days. Maybe — as a temporary measure only — we should spend our school dollars on our schools. I realize that this is a radical departure from current practice, but desperate times require desperate measures. The governor proposed spending $10,084 per student from all sources. Devoting all of this money to the classroom would require turning tens of thousands of school bureaucrats, consultants, advisers and specialists onto the streets with no means of support or marketable job skills, something that no enlightened social democracy should allow. So I will begin by excluding from this discussion the entire budget of the state Department of Education, as well as the pension system, debt service, special education, child care, nutrition programs and adult education. I also propose setting aside $3 billion to pay an additional 30,000 school bureaucrats $100,000-per-year (roughly the population of Monterey) with the proviso that they stay away from the classroom and pay their own hotel bills at conferences. This leaves a mere $6,937 per student, which, for the duration of the funding crisis, I propose devoting to the classroom. To illustrate how we might scrape by at this subsistence level, let's use a hypothetical school of 180 students with only $1.2 million to get through the year. We have all seen the pictures of filthy bathrooms, leaky roofs, peeling paint and crumbling plaster to which our children have been condemned. I propose that we rescue them from this squalor by leasing out luxury commercial office space. Our school will need 4,800 square feet for five classrooms (the sixth class is gym). At $33 per foot, an annual lease will cost $158,400. This will provide executive washrooms, around-the-clock janitorial service, wall-to-wall carpeting, utilities and music in the elevators. We'll also need new desks to preserve the professional ambiance. Next, we'll need to hire five teachers — but not just any teachers. I propose hiring only associate professors from the California State University at their level of pay. Since university professors generally assign more reading, we'll need 12 of the latest edition, hardcover books for each student at an average $75 per book, plus an extra $5 to have the student's name engraved in gold leaf on the cover. Since our conventional gym classes haven't stemmed the childhood obesity epidemic, I propose replacing them with an annual membership at a private health club for $39.95 per month. This would provide our children with a trained and courteous staff of nutrition and fitness counselors, aerobics classes and the latest in cardiovascular training technology. Finally, we'll hire an $80,000 administrator with a $40,000 secretary because — well, I don't know exactly why, but we always have. Our bare-bones budget comes to this: 5 classrooms $158,400 150 desks @ $130 — $19,500 180 annual health club memberships @ $480 — $86,400 2,160 textbooks @ $80 $172,800 5 C.S.U. associate professors @ $67,093 — $335,465 1 administrator $80,000 1 secretary $40,000 24 percent faculty and staff benefits $109,312 Offices, expenses and insurance $30,000 TOTAL $1,031,877 This budget leaves a razor-thin reserve of just $216,703, or $1,204 per pupil, which can pay for necessities like paper, pencils, personal computers and extra-curricular travel. After all, what's the point of taking four years of French if you can't see Paris in the spring? The school I have just described is the school we're paying for. Maybe it's time to ask why it's not the school we're getting. Other, wiser, governors have made the prudent decision not to ask such embarrassing questions of the education-industrial complex because it makes them very angry. Apparently the unions believe that with enough of a beating, Gov. Schwarzenegger will see things the same way. Perhaps. But there's an old saying that you can't fill a broken bucket by pouring more water into it. Maybe it's time to fix the bucket. |
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
Of course, if you decide that you don't want a 35:1 teacher/student ratio the numbers change quickly. Likewise, this sounds like high-school, so you may want a lab (more per square foot and more square footage per student), you may want a library, you may even want to have the ability to gather all your students in one place (say, an auditorium), you may want a few other activites to go on in the building (say, an art studio space). It's amazing what you can do to costs if you assume away a good half of the building and cut your teaching staff by another 50%. These kids aren't going to get taught French or go to Paris. They're going to be warehoused until they can make french fries. And no team sports, either (because fields are too expensive), but we'll have 'em doing knee bends like there's no tomorrow. Because they'll need to reach under the sink to get the dishwashing soap. (By the way, if I haven't been clear before, I'd be happy to dramatically cut admins and do some radical reshaping of schools -- but not like this. My goal would be to start with a 15:1 or better student/teacher ratio and figure out what we had to do to get there). |
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
Did we read the same essay? Did you miss the sarcasm? We shouldn't have to rent anything because the school districts already own the schools. |
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
Yes, all the sarcasm is easy and cheap. A republican staple. This is like the business plans I get from entrepreneurs, where they just assume away until they have a billion dollar business, on paper, in five years. Try this -- assume you want a 15:1 student teacher ratio and build from the bottom up. Factor in everything you need, including construction costs amortized via debt. It's not so easy. I could poke holes in every number he proposes, but there's not the point. The big one is class size, and that's the one that most impacts education. (By the way, can you find any private schools that offer a high school education at $7,000 that you would recommend -- and they don't have those pesky unions). |
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
|
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
And as an aside, I did just fine in a public school with 35+ per teacher. |
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
But, students learn best with a low student/teacher ratio. Where did you have a 35:1 student/teacher ratio? Remember, you count all the teachers in areas like art, music and language in calculating the ratio -- so the class size is usually about 1.2 to 1.25 times the ratio. Solving the budget problems by warehousing kids in huge classes is the gist of McClintock's numbers -- even if his rhetoric is focused on the administrators. |
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
With all these No Child Left Behind things, targeted funding, reporting requirements, etc. you need a bureacracy just to keep up with the compliance functions. Also costing money: reporting to the school board and/or parents on why there are or are not team sports. Funding litigation, settlements and awards for the many lawsuits parents bring because Johnny wasn't allowed to be on the team/Johnny was pressured to be on a team. But in a perfect world, sure, no bureacracy. No gov't. Information costs don't exist. Whatever. |
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
|
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
|
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
|
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
|
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
|
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
|
California Schools don't have enough money?
Quote:
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:14 AM. |
Powered by: vBulletin, Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Hosted By: URLJet.com